Got a whole hotel room to myself tonight. This bed is 6’5” in width. How do I know this?

I measured…using myself. It’s a foot taller that me when I lay down. :P

I don’t know about you, but I friggen love hotels.

Plus, this one has complimentary breakfast. Which means free and endless food. Which means I get to eat. Happy Angelique is happy.

You see, I have the body of a lady, but the stomach of a man. Just sayin.

ENDLESS FUGGIN WAFFLES TOMORROW EFF YESS.